Pace Paw Print

Issue date: 5/2/07 Section: Sports

Media Credit: Nick Eisenberg Jonathan Quartuccio is about to get kicked in the head by the tattooed foot of Amy Marie Rinehart.

Jonathan Quartuccio - How many diamonds do you have on your damn chain?

Amy Marie Rinehart - What the hell is a damn chain? I don't get it. I am so nervous.

JQ - Don't be nervous. Is the expression nip it in the butt or nip it in the bud? What exactly does that literally mean anyway?

AR - It is nip it in the butt, and I think it means to bite the bottom of the butt cheek.

JQ - If I gave you $1 million what would you do with the money?

AR - I would go on vacation with Kelly Fazio to see the pyramids in Egypt.

JQ - If you score a game winning goal at any point in your career, would you ever rip off your shirt exposing your sports bra?

AR - I would if I had a cool colored sports bra on.

JQ - Are you the best soccer player at Pace University?

AR - No, that honor would go to Kelly (Fazio), who just recently retired.

JQ - What are your feelings on being the last featured athlete of the year?

AR - It makes me feel really cool. It should not have taken you this long to ask me, though.

JQ - Do you own or have you ever owned a DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) shirt?

AR - I never had a shirt, but I actually owned a DARE hat.

JQ - Do you support DARE's cause?

AR - No, not really. I think everyone has the right to make their own decisions.

JQ - Do you prefer The Simpsons or Family Guy?

AR - Family Guy.

JQ - Let me clarify something with you. If you drink from the fountain of youth or simply jump in the fountain itself do you regress in age or do you stay the same age forever?

AR - I think you stay the same age forever, actually.

JQ - Do you have to keep drinking from the fountain to maintain the results or is it a one time shot?

AR - I don't think you do. I think it is a one time shot.

JQ - If you spotted the fountain of youth, would you tell anyone about it or would you keep the secret to yourself?

AR - I would tell certain people; specifically my family and close friends.

JQ - Can we please go back to the old days when people said their phone numbers with letters in them? For example my phone number would be WC2-2654 instead of 922-2654. I would love to bring this trend back.

AR - I have never heard of anything more stupid. I would not want to do that.

JQ - Well I'm telling you that it is going to happen. Whether or not you get on board is your decision. Listen Amy, I despise even numbers. I personally feel that odd numbers are the best numbers out there, specifically the number three; that is easily the greatest number of all time. What are your feelings on this matter?

AR - They don't get me aroused the way it does to you.

JQ -You wouldn't happen to have a tattoo of a Pace colored soccer ball with angry eyes and flames on your foot would you?

AR - Yes, yes I do. I do. I do, OK. I admit it. People say it looks like a scratch off, but it is real.

JQ - Do people make fun of you for having this tattoo?

AR - Yes, but I spoke to other people, specifically Nick Eisenberg who says, "I think it is pretty BA (Bad Ass)."

JQ - What are your feelings on people who haven't seen good movies when they know they should have seen it?

AR - I usually respond to those people by saying, "What do you live under a rock?"

JQ - What movies have you secretly not seen, but are afraid to admit to people?

AR - I have a few of them; The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Scarface.

JQ - What are your feelings on not being allowed to play wiffle ball during 24 hour quiet hours, because I think it is nonsense?

AR - It is absolutely crazy.

JQ - What is your greatest fear?

AR - Marrying someone who is ugly. I am afraid that I am going to fall in love with someone who is not attractive.

JQ - You are a soccer player, yet you do not own a soccer ball. Why is that?

AR - Because I do not practice in my spare time.

JQ - Why is it "head over heels"? Shouldn't the expression be "heels over head" because if you trip and fall face forward, your legs are above your head?

AR - Yes it should be that, I guess. But "heels over head" does not sound as good.

JQ - What is your favorite animated film?

AR - The Little Mermaid.

JQ - Finally Amy, if you were in the presence of God, and he sneezes, what would you say to him? AR - Bless yourself.

JQ - Amy, this interview has been nothing short of just OK. I thank you so much for giving me some time because I know you are extremely busy.

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