Pace Paw Print

Issue date: 4/18/07 Section: Sports

Jonathan Quartuccio - If you were in Entourage, who would be in your crew?

Ray Caronia - I would have Matt Arburr and Ted Mullen as my muscle and Tommy Parry for comic relief.

JQ - Is there anything more depressing than the weather we've had?

RC - Yeah there is. Losing to Assumption at home after we beat them so bad, previously.

JQ - If you saw a proboscis monkey, would you think that it was an animal or some old guy named Joe, who generally spends his day at a bar drinking his sorrows away.

RC - Yeah, probably the guy. That might be the grossest thing I have ever seen.

JQ - Why is Rod Stewart perceived to be a hard rocker, when he clearly isn't?

RC - It is because of his raggedy old handkerchief.

JQ - Is Big League Chew the best bubblegum ever?

RC - No, Bubbleicious because it comes in Lebron Lemonade.

JQ - Why is the acting so poor at Medieval Times? Instead of getting knocked off his horse, the knight literally jumped off.

RC - Those guys are so old and outdated. I have been there like five times in the past ten years, and it has been the same guys doing it. They need new ones.

JQ - As a baseball player, what is the best part about games at Finnerty Field?

RC - The fans chanting Tommy Parry. I laugh every time. The roll call is great.

JQ - What is the best part for the fans?

RC - Watching Matt Arburr hit monstrous homeruns.

JQ - Who is the coolest person at Pace?

RC - I don't know…everybody is cool.

JQ - If I pulled a gerbil out of my pants, what would be your first reaction?

RC - I would wonder where it was in your pants.

JQ - Why don't you think the National Hockey League gets more television coverage than it does?

RC - Because people probably think it is a boring sport like me.

JQ - Do you wear shower caps in the shower? I ask that because I feel that not many people wear these as much as they used to. Shower caps and handkerchiefs…dying breed.

RC - I have never worn one of those, nor have I ever used handkerchiefs.

JQ - Speaking of handkerchiefs, do you think people stopped using them because they finally realized that it is disgusting?

RC - Yeah I do, but I wipe my nose on my sleeve anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

JQ - If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three items would you want to have?

RC - I would have a pellet gun, a lighter, and a XBOX 360 with Halo.

JQ - What are your three favorite cheeses?

RC - Munster, American (White), and fresh mozzarella

JQ - Give me a game or an object that you played as a kid that you wished you could still play with now as a college student?

RC - Guess Who?

JQ - What are you doing after graduation?

RC - Going back home to Paramus, NJ and hopefully finding a job doing anything. It would be nice to apply my criminal justice major to a job though.

JQ - Give me one rule you would change to the game of baseball?

RC - I wish that a homerun would be hitting a ball out of the infield because I can't reach the fence.

JQ - What are your opinions on Dom Imus?

RC - I don't know much about him. I heard the guy talks about everybody, so he is consistent. I don't know why they went crazy with the decision to fire him this one time.

JQ - What baseball player do you idolize?

RC - Robinson Cano because he always goes out there and does his job.

JQ - What is your favorite cereal?

RC - Lucky Charms

JQ - Thank you for your time Ray.

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